Breakfast Sausage

I just have one thing to say.... THIS IS NOT BREAKFAST SAUSAGE!! But it is what they delivered to our table the morning we left the never dull Hotel Lucerne. Adrian ordered a bowl of oatmeal and some sausage. These are sliced in half, cut to look like octopus, deep fried hot dogs.

I know that sentence was atrocious. On the menu there is a picture of beautiful sausage. They must have been out of it.