and not only do i have to make a list, i am making one for all of my faithful readers. all 8 of you.
FAITHFUL READER TO DO LIST:
1. SCROLL DOWN TO YESTERDAYS POST AND GIVE ME AN OPINION ON WHAT TO ORDER FROM ANTHROPOLOGIE.
there, easy, right? sorry for saying it so loudly, i just didn't want you to get off the computer later and think: oh darn, i forgot to give Cynthia my opinion.
you know, like when you get home from the grocery store and didn't get one of the things on your list. Even though you carefully marked each item of as you placed it in the buggy.
well, enough of me talking about nothing and you all shaking your heads wondering why in the heck you read this drivel.
Cynthia's to do list: (feel free to give me direction on these these tasks.)
1. strangle husband (he is teasing me right now. I tease on the Internet. score one for me!)
2. clean kids bathroom. they are supposed to do this. they are given instruction and tools. I swear they go in there, sneeze, and leave. it is gross.)
3. clean my bathtub. *WHINE* i haaaate doing this one *whine* so i guess i understand the kids, except they can't even clean a mirror or a sink.
4. bake more English Muffin bread
5. order pizza for church tonight
6. shower (yes, sometimes i need gentle reminders. I am cold and do not like to get wet.)
7.run ROOMBA twice
8. put away laundry laying on couch
9. send email to senators and congressman to please put their head on straight and get rid of this 1.6 billion SPENDING package. UGH! Don't even get me started. A recession IS the fix. You do not have to fix a recession. We are supposed to be a market driven economy.....
10. clean sewing table
11. make cookie dough
will i finish this all? plus all the other junk that i have to do even though it never makes it to the list?
Yes, I think that I can. I am going to race against myself and try to finish everything but the pizza ordering before I have to leave and pick up the kids at 2:30.
On your marks.....
Get set......
GO!
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8 hours ago
3 comments:
1. strangle husband (he is teasing me right now. I tease on the Internet. score one for me!)
Just keep repeating I DO NOT LOOK GOOD IN A JUMPSUIT
2. clean kids bathroom. they are supposed to do this. they are given instruction and tools. I swear they go in there, sneeze, and leave. it is gross.)
Shut the door. Let them live in their own filth.
3. clean my bathtub. *WHINE* i haaaate doing this one *whine* so i guess i understand the kids, except they can't even clean a mirror or a sink.
Fill Bathtub up with warm water. Plop in some Efferdent. Let sit. Drain tub rinse.
4. bake more English Muffin bread
Just take out a loaf of bread and cut with a biscuit cutter. Tell kids they ARE english muffins.
5. order pizza for church tonight
Hit #3 on my speed dial and say I'll have the usual X 20
6. shower (yes, sometimes i need gentle reminders. I am cold and do not like to get wet.)
Just spritz on some Fabreze. It takes out the odors.
7.run ROOMBA twice
hook it up to the Clapper. Then all you have to do is clap
8. put away laundry laying on couch
Why? It's just going to get worn and washed and end up back on the couch. leave it there. That way you know where the clean clothes are.
9. send email to senators and congressman to please put their head on straight and get rid of this 1.6 billion SPENDING package. UGH! Don't even get me started. A recession IS the fix. You do not have to fix a recession. We are supposed to be a market driven economy.....
They don't listen anyway so don't bother.
10. clean sewing table
Why? Are you going to sew? If you are just push it all to the side. That way you have everything you need right there.
11. make cookie dough
Open fridge take out stick of dough. Peel wrapper back. Take bite pass it to the oldest child first.
There your done.
FYI I am the QUEEEN of SLACKASS
CLEARLY, you should get the matryoshkas and send them to ME since I have the Russian kiddos.
Duh.
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