chicken salad picture for chrys

I have a new favorite toy. My phone. I can take a picture with my phone. Then send it to my email. Then right click, save as, and POOF.


I am done. In another ten seconds I can have a picture in a post. I did that all while eating a bowl of chicken salad. The yummiest ever chicken salad. Now I understand that the quality is a little sub par but let me remind your.

No camera cord needed. No waiting. INSTANT GRATIFICATION. I am all over instant gratification. SO, Chrys, you have your wish. Pictures of food to go with recipes. Even if the picture does not look so great. You never have asked for quality food styling or photography.

I know, you may after seeing that train wreck of a picture!

Anyway, here is the recipe.

Rachel's Chicken Salad

*I didn't measure anything, the only constant when I make this are the cans of things*


about 3 cups cooked pasta
about 3 scallions, sliced
an apple or two, cut up
a can of crushed pineapple, drained
a can of chicken (mine are 12 ounces, Costco brand)
a lot of grapes, cut in half
2 or so stalks of celery, chopped
equal parts of mayo and coleslaw dressing

mix in bowl. eat out of bowl. eat more out of bowl. chill. eat more because it is even yummier when chilled. complain of stomach ache.

oh, and make this when you have a ham in the oven cause by golly, you need a ham and a giant bowl of chicken salad, doncha know?