Sent to me by my SIL Jennifer:
LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried.
The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'
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On a completely different note, here is part 2 of
Pictures of Other peoples Christmas Decorations
(Is that what I even called it last time?)
Jan Mary is posting pictures of her decorations. One post for each day of December. She is a digital scrap booker, so if you are needed some digital scrap booking help, just pop on over.
To her blog. You could go to her house, but she lives in Ireland. Yes, she is a leprechaun.
Just kidding. I hope that isn't an ugly thing to say in Ireland. When I lived in Hong Kong people there used to think I came from a family of gangsters because I had lived in Chicago. I was never offended, just mildly amused. So please Jan Mary, just be mildly amused at my lame attempt at humor.
Okay, now that I have offended everyone of Irish descent. HOLD ON. I am of Irish descent.
Just go and look at her Christmas pics!!
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Witty Wednesday/Christmas Stuff
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